I am tired of politicians and really don't love politics, so I thought I'd offer my thoughts on who I'd like to see get into office. Disclaimer:when it actually comes down to voting, I will take it seriously and research my people, ect. ect.
1) Kermit the Frog, he is my first choice. He is friendly and very green. Which is good. He does sometimes have some speech issues that could cause problems for him during his campaign. He is able to connect with people and has the age/life experience that is needed to fill the office of the President of the United States. Kermit is so awesome he wouldn't need a VP, which means we could same some on the budget that way. He also can always pull the sympathy card, because like I stated earlier, he is super green. Literally.
2) Nate Rife/Drake Lunday, these two are my second choice, obviously. First off, they're both like boy wonder geniuses, sometimes. (Except when Drake gets a hold of a blow torch or Nate starts talking about the French, but I digress.) Nate's stance on how to get rid of the national deficit is brilliant, (unless of course, we get nuked because of it...). He proposes that we condense the USA into one square mile somewhere in Alaska, and then secede from the US and start a new country. Like I said, brilliant. He is slightly shaky on foreign policy, his dealing with France could be bad for the US. But they are just the french...
3) Kyle Personett/Zack Brown, they are my third choice, because they're cool kids. Let's just leave it at that.
If, we decide we need a dictator, I have several suggestions for that too!
1) Tyler Moore (aka Captain America, his friends call him America). He would be a great dictator and he promised to wear a cape if he got this position. What else do we really need?
2) Juedeman, (aka the Freshman). He reads books in Russian about missile design. I think that speaks for itself.
And those are my top picks! If you made it to the end of this post, kudos to you.
1) Kermit the Frog, he is my first choice. He is friendly and very green. Which is good. He does sometimes have some speech issues that could cause problems for him during his campaign. He is able to connect with people and has the age/life experience that is needed to fill the office of the President of the United States. Kermit is so awesome he wouldn't need a VP, which means we could same some on the budget that way. He also can always pull the sympathy card, because like I stated earlier, he is super green. Literally.
2) Nate Rife/Drake Lunday, these two are my second choice, obviously. First off, they're both like boy wonder geniuses, sometimes. (Except when Drake gets a hold of a blow torch or Nate starts talking about the French, but I digress.) Nate's stance on how to get rid of the national deficit is brilliant, (unless of course, we get nuked because of it...). He proposes that we condense the USA into one square mile somewhere in Alaska, and then secede from the US and start a new country. Like I said, brilliant. He is slightly shaky on foreign policy, his dealing with France could be bad for the US. But they are just the french...
3) Kyle Personett/Zack Brown, they are my third choice, because they're cool kids. Let's just leave it at that.
If, we decide we need a dictator, I have several suggestions for that too!
1) Tyler Moore (aka Captain America, his friends call him America). He would be a great dictator and he promised to wear a cape if he got this position. What else do we really need?
2) Juedeman, (aka the Freshman). He reads books in Russian about missile design. I think that speaks for itself.
And those are my top picks! If you made it to the end of this post, kudos to you.
